Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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