I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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