erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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