He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I looked at my own cervix.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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