it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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