He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize