Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i would punch a child for taco bell
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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