Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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