brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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