Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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