i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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