It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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