Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
