i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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