HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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