his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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