I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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