p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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