"it" just moved
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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