The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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