That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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