My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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