She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Randomize
