who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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