god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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