k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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