well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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