It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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