We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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