Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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