I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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