Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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