No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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