Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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