He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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