We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The feeling are messing with the penis
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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