so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
