There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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