What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
i've created a new STD.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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