Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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