She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Come on in and take your pants off
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