If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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