I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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