two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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