omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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