a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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