Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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