This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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