Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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