are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
