i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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