I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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