Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?

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(805): View more from California

I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(989): View more from Michigan

A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz

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(240): View more from Maryland

Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden

(202): View more from Washington, DC

She's got a legit dose of dude going on

(240): View more from Maryland

No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You get home ok?

(1-404): View more from Georgia

Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.

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(813): View more from Florida

Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.

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