spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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