I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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