Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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