i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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