i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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