we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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